Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Turtle and a Blonde? ->
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? When they're on their back their both fucked!... [ca造 ->]
Blonde quickies 221-230 ->
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do... 222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here. 22... [ca造 ->]
Where does Bill Clinton have sex? ->
Where does bill clinton have sex? - In the oral office.... [ca造 ->]
Somebody flunked elf school... ->
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours." Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"... [ca造 ->]
You know you're in the wrong church when... ->
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH 10. The church bus has gun racks. 9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. 8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version." 7. There's an ATM in the lobby. ... [ca造 ->]
Stupid Elephant Jokes ->
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!... [ca造 ->]
Why did the condom fly across the road? ->
Why did the condom fly across the road? -It was pissed off!!... [ca造 ->]
Blonde in the Library ->
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So... [ca造 ->]
Inventing Wire ->
How was wire invented? Two lawyers pulling on a penny.... [ca造 ->]
Wrong instructions ->
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exoti... [ca造 ->]
The nsync joke ->
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all make mistakes!!!!... [ca造 ->]
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary ->
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea, "My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanf... [ca造 ->]
Its Bedtime! ->
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars. "Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed. "Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother ... [ca造 ->]
Why She Crossed the Road ->
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!... [ca造 ->]
Letters To Landlord ->
Woo-hoo...check out these letters from tenants to landlords! "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. " "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now p... [ca造 ->]